Be, Bee and Pee sounds all the same

Here is some good examples how you can understand the same sentence in many different ways if you just hear it and you cant´t see how it is written (Ok, Be or Bee doesn´t sound not so much same than Pee, but if you are hard on hearing it´s close enough.):


Be yourself. (Ole oma itsesi.)

Bee yourself. (Mehiläistä itsesi.)

Pee Yourself. (Pissaa itsesi.)


Be like you want to be. (Ole niinkuin haluat olla.)
Be like you want to bee. (Ole niinkuin haluat mehiläistää.)
Be like you want to pee. (Ole niinkuin haluat pissata.)

Bee like you want to bee. (Mehiläistä niinkuin haluat mehiläistää.)
Bee like you want to be. (Mehiläistä niinkuin haluat olla.)
Bee like you want pee. (Mehiläistä niinkuin haluat pissata.)

Pee like you want to pee. (Pissaa niinkuin haluat pissata.)
Pee like you want to be. (Pissaa niinkuin haluat olla.)
Pee like you want to bee. (Pissaa niinkuin haluat mehiläistää.)


And there are much more sentences that you can understand so wrong. I think my job here is done.